Mall Incident

Alright, im about to tell ya'll what happened to me LAST NIGHT with this female... smh here we go! Alright so she was always flirting with me on Twitter #nshyt but she felt like I had to many females so she didnt wanna give me the time of day, which I wasnt trippin cuz she wasnt my type anyway, but she seemed cool, and she 27, so I was like iight iight, thats whats up, so She DM'ED me her # #nshyt so I hit her up ahhh, smh, but anyways, I tweeted earlier I was going to StoneBriar Mall in Tx and I guess she saw the shyt and wanted to come, I was like iight iight, so then she texted me, well my cuz phone and said she was there, and I was like ok, cool, where u at? She said, "Dave & Busters, so me and my cuz already in dave & Busters eating & we see these 2 females w/this dude & my cuz looks @ me like, Dip, is that ole girl? & im like WHOA I think it is, she was looking like a sloppy joe #nshyt soo im like man fuc that im leaving, but then I was like, mane ain gon play her like that, imma talk to her @ least and I asked him to come n case she tried to eat me #nshyt lol, but then I went & saw her at the back, and I got nervous, like she big AF so I was like damn what imma do cuz? He was like, man just go talk to her, im like damn wtf I dun got myself into, then I said ok ok, imma go to her, but I changed my mind the closer I got cuz the closer I got, the bigger she got, so then I sat on this ride, and looked down 4 a few seconds...then I looked UP, and her big ass looking at me in my face, & I got scared AF and she say, mmm so how old are you, and you playing these games? I looked @ her like if you dont get the fucc out my face u big ass balloon built motherfuccer...so I said man fucc that, lets go cuz, so we roll out & I get a text saying, "hit me up when u grow up and I wanted to text back saying, "NO U hit me up when u grow DOWN lol" but I was tryna be a gentleman #nshyt & now I get on twitter & C a sub tweet saying "S/O 2 the people on twitter lying about they age" *blankstare* & then I see she unfollowed me, so I unfollowed and BLOCKED her big sloppy built brown skin monkey faced lookin ass & so I changed my #